FilmQinjas

Alla är ifrån The Ninja Handbook:

"Only seeing two couch cushions sitting next to each other in an empty room can rival the excitement of the fight scenes (Robot Ninja, 1990)."

"Every single fight in the Matrix trilogy combined would be about 14 seconds at Ninja speed." (talking about the use of slo mo in films)

"You can build a city the size of Mexico with the amount of energy that actors portraying Ninjas have expelled in movies."

"Put a Ninja in charge and 'Die Hard' is four minutes long and Mr. Nakatomi doesn't have to rebuild his plaza."

"The problem with Ninjas portrayed in movies is the lack of, well, Ninjas."